Rambling: Squirrels!

I really hope I spelled squirrel right, and if I didn't, I apologize in advance squirrels of the world. (if you don't want to read all about squirrels, just scroll to the bottom of this post where I have graciously posted a writing prompt)
So, everyone doesn't like squirrels, correct? Please, email me if you like squirrels, and we can bond over our liking of squirrels. I'd love to. Because, yes, you read that correctly, WILLA LIKES SQUIRRELS! Now, if you disagree, and for some reason, do not like this lovely creature, please read this entry from Wikipedia about squirrels. I found it very interesting.

The word squirrel, first attested in 1327, comes via Anglo-Norman esquirel from the Old French escurel, the reflex of a Latin word sciurus. This Latin word was itself borrowed from Ancient Greek word σκίουρος, skiouros, which means shadow-tailed, referring to the bushy appendage possessed by many of its members.^[1][2]

The native Old English word, ācweorna, survived only into Middle English (as aquerna) before being replaced.^[3] The Old English word is of Common Germanic origin, with cognates such as German Eichhorn and Norwegian ekorn. Squirrels are generally small animals, ranging in size from the African pygmy squirrel, at 7–10 cm (2.8–3.9 in) in length, and just 10 g (0.35 oz) in weight, to the Alpine marmot, which is 53–73 cm (21–29 in) long, and weighs from 5 to 8 kg (11 to 18 lb). Squirrels typically have slender bodies with bushy tails and large eyes. Their fur is generally soft and silky, although much thicker in some species than others. The color of squirrels is highly variable between – and often even within – species.^[4]

The hindlimbs are generally longer than the forelimbs, and they have four or five toes on each foot. Their paws on their forefeet include a thumb, although this is often poorly developed. The feet also have a soft pad on the underside.^[5]

Squirrels live in almost every habitat from tropical rainforest to semiariddesert, avoiding only the high polar regions and the driest of deserts. They are predominantly herbivorous, subsisting on seeds and nuts, but many will eat insects, and even small vertebrates.^{[citation needed]}

As their large eyes indicate, squirrels generally have an excellent sense of vision, which is especially important for tree-dwelling species. They also have very versatile and sturdy claws for grasping and climbing.^[6] Many also have a good sense of touch, with vibrissae on their heads and limbs.^[5]

The teeth of sciurids follow the typical rodent pattern, with large gnawing incisors that grow throughout life, and grinding cheek teeth set back behind a wide gap, ordiastema. The typical dental formula for sciurids is 

Squirrels breed once or twice a year, and give birth to a varying number of young after three to six weeks, depending on species. The young are born naked, toothless, helpless, and blind. In most species of squirrel, only the female looks after the young, which are weaned at around six to ten weeks of age and become sexually mature at the end of their first year. Ground dwelling species are generally social animals, often living in well-developed colonies, but the tree-dwelling species are more solitary.^[5]

Ground and tree squirrels are typically diurnal, while flying squirrels tend to be nocturnal—except for lactating flying squirrels and their offspring which have a period of diurnality during the summer.^[7] Unlike rabbits or deer, squirrels cannot feed upon cellulose and must rely on foods rich in protein, carbohydrates, and fat. In temperate regions, early spring is the hardest time of year for squirrels, because buried nuts begin to sprout and are no longer available for the squirrel to eat, and new food sources have not become available yet. During these times squirrels rely heavily on the buds of trees. Squirrels' diet consists primarily of a wide variety of plant food, including nuts, seeds, conifer cones, fruits, fungi and green vegetation. However some squirrels also consume meat, especially when faced with hunger.^[8] Squirrels have been known to eat insects, eggs, small birds, young snakes and smaller rodents. Indeed, some tropical species have shifted almost entirely to a diet of insects.^[9]

Predatory behavior by various species of ground squirrels, particularly the thirteen-lined ground squirrel, has been noted.^[10] For example, Bailey, a scientist in the 1920s, observed a thirteen-lined ground squirrel preying upon a young chicken.^[11] Wistrand reported seeing this same species eating a freshly killed snake.^[12] Whitaker examined the stomachs of 139 thirteen-lined ground squirrels, and found bird flesh in four of the specimens and the remains of a short-tailed shrew in one;^[13] Bradley, examining white-tailed antelope squirrels' stomachs, found at least 10% of his 609 specimens' stomachs contained some type of vertebrate, mostly lizards and rodents.^[14] Morgart (1985) observed a white-tailed antelope squirrel capturing and eating a silky pocket mouse.^[15] The living squirrels are divided into five subfamilies, with about 50 genera and nearly 280 species. The oldest squirrel fossil, Hesperopetes, dates back to the Chadronian (Late Eocene, about 40–35 million years ago), and is similar to modern flying squirrels.^[16]

During the latest Eocene to the Miocene, there were a variety of squirrels which cannot be assigned with certainty to any living lineage. At least some of these probably were variants of the oldest, basal "proto-squirrels" (in the sense that they lacked the full range of living squirrels' autapomorphies). The distribution and diversity of such ancient and ancestral forms suggests that the squirrels as a group might have originated in North America.^[17]

Apart from these sometimes little-known fossil forms, the phylogeny of the living squirrels is fairly straightforward. There are three main lineages, one comprising the Ratufinae (Oriental giant squirrels). These contain a mere handful of living species in tropical Asia. The Neotropical Pygmy Squirrel of tropical South America is the sole living member of the Sciurillinae. The third lineage is by far the largest and contains all other subfamilies; it has a near-cosmopolitan distribution. This further supports the hypothesis that the common ancestor of all squirrels living and fossil lived in North America, as these three most ancient lineages seem to have radiated from there – if squirrels had originated in Eurasia for example, one would expect quite ancient lineages in Africa, but African squirrels seem to be of more recent origin.^[17]

The main group of squirrels also can be split up in three, which yields the remaining subfamilies. The Sciurinae contains the flying squirrels (Pteromyini) and the Sciurini, which among others contains the American tree squirrels; the former have often been considered a separate subfamily but are now seen as a tribe of the Sciurinae. The pine squirrels(Tamiasciurus) on the other hand are usually included with the main tree squirrel lineage, but appear to be about as distinct as the flying squirrels; hence they are sometimes considered a distinct tribe, Tamiasciurini.^[18]

Be that as it may, the three-way split of the main squirrel lineage is rather neat from a biogeographical and ecologicalperspective. Two of the three subfamilies are of about equal size, containing between nearly 70 to some 80 species each; the third is about twice as large. The Sciurinae contains arboreal (tree-living) squirrels, mainly of the Americas and to a lesser extent Eurasia. The Callosciurinae on the other hand is most diverse in tropical Asia and contains squirrels which are also arboreal, but have a markedly different habitus and appear more "elegant", an effect enhanced by their often very colorful fur. The Xerinae – the largest subfamily – are made up from the mainly terrestrial (ground-living) forms and include the large marmots and the popular prairie dogs among others, as well as the tree squirrels of Africa; they tend to be more gregarious than other squirrels which do not usually live together in close-knit groups.^[17]

• Basal and incertae sedis Sciuridae (all fossil)
  • Hesperopetes
  • Kherem
  • Lagrivea
  • Oligosciurus
  • Plesiosciurus
  • Prospermophilus
  • Sciurion
  • Similisciurus
  • Sinotamias
  • Vulcanisciurus
• Subfamily Cedromurinae (fossil)
• Subfamily Ratufinae – Oriental giant squirels (1 genus, 4 species)
• Subfamily Sciurillinae – Neotropical Pygmy Squirrel (monotypic)
• Subfamily Sciurinae
  • Tribe Sciurini – tree squirrels (5 genera, c.38 species)
  • Tribe Pteromyini – true flying squirrels (15 genera, c.45 species)
• Subfamily Callosciurinae – Asian ornate squirrels
  • Tribe Callosciurini (13 genera, nearly 60 species)
  • Tribe Funambulini palm squirrels (1 genus, 5 species)
• Subfamily Xerinae – terrestrial squirrels
• Tribe Xerini – spiny squirrels (3 genera, 6 species)
• Tribe Protoxerini (6 genera, c.50 species)
• Tribe Marmotini – ground squirrels, marmots, chipmunks, prairie dogs, etc. (6 genera, c.90 species

Now. I highly doubt that you read all of that squirrel information. But, if you did, I applaud you. *applause, applause*, because, I did. (not) I read the first paragraph. So, why am I rambling about squirrels? Well, this is why:

I find squirrels to be the symbol for simple life. Sometimes I wonder, what if I was a squirrel? What would I be like? What would I do? Would I like humans and their massive cars? Well, I think that I would not like humans, and I can understand why a squirrel might not. We run over them from time to time, and scare them off of the road. (Although, many would argue that they should move for us, I disagree. They were here first!) So, love squirrels, and think about this.

*Writing Prompt*

Pick an animal, any animal, and write a short story about it's encounter with a human, and email it to me.